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    Where is the egg? 鸡蛋在这方?2016-08-31
    Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word egg? Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher: Then where is the egg? Student: In the cake, Sir. 教师:你能用鸡蛋一词造句吗? 学员:可以.我明天吃了一块蛋糕. 教师:鸡蛋在什么? 学员:在蛋糕
    The ticket2016-08-31
    Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a
    He is really somebody2016-08-30
    Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him. Man: He is really somebody. What does do? Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery 孩子:我叔下面有1000个人. 爱人:其它真是一个大人物.其它是干什么的? 孩子:墓地守墓人.
    A great man 一名伟大2016-08-30
    Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 教师:如果莎士比亚还活着,其它会是一名伟大吗? 学员:当然.因为到当前结束,还没有人活到4
    I guess you're right 我想你是对的2016-08-28
    Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess youre right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子:大人,送我一角钱. 爷爷:儿子,你不觉得你已经长大了,不该再老是一角一角地要
    Expand and contract 热胀冷缩2016-08-28
    Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example? John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short. 教师:咱们都晓得热胀冷缩的真谛.如今
    热涨冷缩2016-08-07
    Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example? John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.
    I'm Trying to Stop It 我要把他堵在里面2016-08-07
    Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected? No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it. 儿女,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵? 她感染了吗? 没有,教师.可是你昨
    A father and his son 父与子2016-06-04
    A little boy was very naughty and would not say his prayers before going to bed. One day his father warned him that if he kept doing so. He would not go to heaven. The boy cried noisily and said, I don't like to go to heaven alone. I want to go with
    Hand off 请勿触摸2016-06-04
    At the art museum the sign Hand off was displayed before the statue of Venus. It was very easy to notice. A small child looked from the sign to the statue and said disinterestedly, Anybody can see that her hand has fallen off. 在技术博物馆里,摆着维
    The First Man 先后一个男人2016-06-03
    A small boy was asked, Who was the first man? He promptly replied, George Washington. When his brother reminded him of Adam, the boy replied unhappily, Oh, I didnt think you were counting foreigners. 有人问有一度小男孩:先后一个男人是谁? 其它立即回答说
    It's in English 小家伙语言2016-06-03
    Our four-year-old son speaks English and German, and he has picked up some Cantonese since living in Hong Kong. One day I was getting ready to take him to a rugby game. His mother, not being a rugby fan, planned a quiet afternoon at home. Our son, h
    A Politician Misunderstood2016-06-02
    Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. So he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
    What the Bible means2016-06-02
    A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, I know what the Bible means! His father smiled and replied, What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied, I do know! Okay, said his father.
    Buccaneers2016-06-01
    Once when Mary was young, her school had a halloween party for them. Mary decided to go as a pirate. After she had donned her costume, she went into the family room to show her family. They were impressed. Mom said, You look terrific, Mary, you have
    Go Slow 慢行2016-06-01
    Little Peter is a boy of nine. He began to go to school the year before last and now hes in Grade Three. He lives not far form the school, but hes often late for class. He likes watching TV in the evening and goes to bed late, so he cant get up earl
    How much is four minus four 四减四等于几2016-05-31
    One day, the teacher inquired Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tired. The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what
    Smart Student 聪慧的学员2016-05-31
    Teacher: Name some of Thomas Edisons contributions to science. Students: If it werent for Edison, wed all be watching television by candle light. 教师:列举一些托马斯 爱迪生对科学的孝敬. 学员:如果没有爱迪生之话,咱们就只能点着蜡烛看电视了.
    Wear Socks 穿袜子2016-05-30
    Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones. Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look at there others socks. One is short and the other is long, too. 妈妈:小东,瞧你的袜子一只长,一只短,你肯定穿错了. 小东
    Give Me a Dollar 送我一元钱2016-05-30
    Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess youre right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子:大人,送我1角钱. 爷爷:儿子呀,你不觉得